Sour Patch Kids jokes
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.