Sour Patch Kids jokes
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.