Sour Patch Kids jokes

Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?

Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...