Sound Effect jokes

Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?

Most people: No.

Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.