Sound Effect jokes

Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?

Most people: No.

Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.