Sound Effect jokes

Chainsaw

What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?

"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

Windows shutting down.

*vine boom noise*

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!

Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?

Most people: No.

Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.

Sonic Boom in my ass.

I go beep like a Jeep.

Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep

I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Transgender sound effect