SOS jokes
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Memes
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.