SOS jokes

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."