SOS jokes

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.