You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
SOS Jokes
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
