SOS jokes

Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.

My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his head is so high up in the air.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

So they could be wanted.

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can be loved.

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

Why is it so easy bullying orphans?

They can’t tell their mom.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.