A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery
The tree left him hanging though
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
