SOS jokes

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?

So he could trump that little bitch!

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!