SOS jokes
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.