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This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

why are orphans so bad at baseball

because they do not know where home is

Damn that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it

Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

you mom so fat that buegr

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.

Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas

YOUR HAIRLINE IS SO FAR BACK I NEED BINOCULARS TO SEE IT

your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.