Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
