SOS jokes
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.