SOS jokes

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Why are orphans so fond of shadows?

They're the only thing that accompanies them always.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!