You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Yo mama so ugly her self portraits hanged themselves
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes So she gave me a hug
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
