SOS jokes
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!