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Social Media Jokes

Friend

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

Sub

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

KFC

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Time

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Oven

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

Kid

Follow for candy, kids.

Like for pizza, kids.

Comment for kids.

Kid

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

Like

Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.