So jokes
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Memes
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we donโt feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.