So jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Memes
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"