So jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Memes
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.