2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!!
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
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1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
What do you call a male Cow that snores? A “Bull Dozer”.
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It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
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