The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
banana
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
difference between a cunnilingust and a Ritz? One is a snack cracker. The other, a crack snacker.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
CHEESE
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)
What can a duck eat for a snack saltine quackers.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What does Mars like to eat? A Mars bar!
