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im bored wanna talk?

thanks, but how do i know if your not a 40 year old man who likes to rape kids? how old are you?

Lmao, good job. It was a test. I’m actually a thirteen year old and a friend of mine dated me to send my number on a random website. So I chose this. I promise I don’t rape kids and I’m innocent

o cool, not sure if i entirely believe you, but im also 13! i tried the number out of curiosity and it doesn't work anyway. Would you like to be friends? Also, i live in texas and its 3:04 pm right now. (different states have different time zones, also i told you this if you ever want to set up a time to chat)

Nah mate. Peter Griffin is a fat man without proper citizenship

ok good... you never answered if you wanted to be friends or not. What time zone do you live in? you dont have to tell me the state.

Do you know my show though? You’re lous’s brother right?

Ok, first im a girl; Second i dont know a "lous"; third wHaT sHoW?

wait. you are talking to me right? ....

I’m not American.. Oof. But I’m British. I live in Cornwall

Watch Stewie, I’m going to the Clam to drink with the guys.

Peter Griffin is from an American adult animated show called Family guy created by Seth McFarlane

I think its really cool that your British.

so if im getting this right (and if your telling the truth), its 6:15 pm right now in Cornwall England?

Hey, do you mind if i get you email? I'm thinking of creating a google slides so we can chat.

ok here you go https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1VEx5Ki8B41w0vMOVpjtHYNR8_HZOLkQ5q3Ss6HiKVkA/edit?usp=sharing

If it's restricted then go to your google drive, and open the "shared with me" tab. I'm pretty sure it will be there.