The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung, cause it doesn't have a home button!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
