Slenderman jokes

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.