Sledge Hammer

Sledge Hammer jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

Watermelon

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

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  • Mother

    I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

    Watermelon

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.