Sledge Hammer jokes

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.