Sledge Hammer jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.

What happened when a hammer punished the nail?

He hit him.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.