Skyscraper jokes

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

you.

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.