Skunk jokes
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
I smell like skunk.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.