What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
I love to smell skunks but i lick there stinky but its delicious my breath smell like fart
i smell like skunk
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
