So my sis thinks she's so smart she said you can finish this move ten minutes later go to sleep
when your sister asks to entertain her, you dont!
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
Cool kid:I slept with your sister Me;Never knew my brother was a girl Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore he's now my sister
My sis is very funny her fave joke is Nock nock who is there mr nobody mr nobody I just told you
So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What do you say when you sisters annoying you
Go oasis ( go away sis)
My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " "so uhh you free tomorow?" 😂
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
Sometimes I feel ugly but then I think of my sister
Knock knock who's there sister sister who my sisters ass
Knock knock Who's there You You who Don't you get it your the joke dumbass
when ur excited to finally see ur sister, and then u realize shes wearing ur cloths
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
My sis a fat cow
I call my sister a "fat cow" and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke"? I say, "Sure". She says, "You are the joke".
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
