Simpson jokes
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
"Homo Simpson"
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.