Shortcoming jokes

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

Why do women hate having sex with midgets?

Because of their shortcomings.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Dwarf Shortage.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.

Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"

He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"