Shortcoming jokes
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"