Short person jokes

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Yo man, stand up.

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up!

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.