Short person jokes
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.