A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Short Person Jokes
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
