a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
