Short person jokes
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
I'M SHORTTT!
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
My sister is so short she can't walk.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.