A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
If the shoe doesn't fit there's no evidence
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
I need to get new shoes one of these isn’t right
Does your shoe have a hole in it
No
Then how did you put your foot in it
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers
what is the diffrence between a babie and a tramoline?
you take your shoes off to jump on one.
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Women are like dogs... "Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?" "Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?" "I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
