Shelter

Shelter Jokes

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

i saw a girl crying i asked her were are your parents she cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage