whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
Why do orphans play minecraft because they have a home
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''
Q:Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
y do orphans use iphone x's bc they cant find home
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter? My last if she knows what's good for her.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
