Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?
Didn’t have eyes.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.