Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why can a orphan not have homework they do not have a home
why do orphans want to be dogs?
because they want their own bed and food
Why doesn't the orphans phone have a homepage being it doesn't have a home
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
an orphan and a homless man get into a fight so he yells in a mirror
Why do orphans live in a orphanage
Answer: because they are wanted there
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
Why do orphans live pm the street
They don't parents to put a roof over there head
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
What's an orphans favourite song? "Gimme Shelter"
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Cause they don’t know were home is
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this
What’s a orphans favourite food
:not home food
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher informatio-
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their teachers to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animale shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw there parents in a diffrent race!
Students: No that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?
Didn’t have eyes.
