Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Shelter Jokes
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
