Shell station jokes
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!