Shell station jokes
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.