Shaw jokes

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

I need to speak to Water Sharky.

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!