Shaw jokes

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?

Heads and shoulders.

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.