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Mom

7 months ago

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

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    Bee

    6 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark gray background. At the top, a blue message bubble from 'Squishy' contains an image of three stylized, cartoonish Minecraft bees. The bees are yellow and brown with blue eyes, one appears to have its tongue out, another has small pink wings, and the third is a rounded block shape. Below the image, a message from an unnamed sender (with a profile icon showing 'Sayp' or similar text) in a gray bubble reads: 'God I want to anally rape the Minecraft bee and watch it puff up as I cum inside it.' Timestamps '6:31 PM' and '6:33 PM' are visible.
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    • Restraint

    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'
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    • Fan

    5 months ago
    An image of Rihanna smiling, posing on a yellow background with the words "FENTY BEAUTY" repeated across it. She is wearing a strapless light yellow dress and has long blonde hair.
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