What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Self-Will Jokes
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
