What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
What’s a self of on orphan called Family picture
Yo mama so ugly that when she turned on the tv it changed channels by it self
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
it's fucked up how people make these jokes and when orphans read them it makes them feel worse about them selfs I should know I'm an orphan
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face
What's your favourite type of flour Don't know Mines self raising
I braced my self when i got in the car but then i realised my wife wasnt driving
whats a orphans favorite flower? a self razing flower
why do most orphans cook for them self
they dont have a home cook
What flour do you buy a orphan Self raising flour
Why do people want their grass to be emo So the grass will cut it self
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo
So it can cut its self
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control? An edgelord
Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
Why did 10 kill its self. Because it was between 9/11.
this is a joke in it's self
