Self-will jokes

People

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Brownie

    Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

    Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

    Family

    These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

    Memes

    Sister

    My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

    Drama

    Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

    And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

    Best, Tenya Bailey.

    Stephen

    Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

    Wheelchair

    Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?

    'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.

    Bullying

    Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

    Comment

    Comments of Gwen in her bra!

    Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

    Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

    prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

    YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

    Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

    Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

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    Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

    Kid

    Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

    He couldn’t stand up for himself.

    Hairline

    I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.