What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Q. What does an orphan call a selfie of them self?
A. A family portrait
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
what do you call an orphans family photo a self portrait
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
what do you say when an emo cuts them self.
like your cut g.
what flowers do orphans use... self raising flower
What's an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising flour
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
I hated getting bullied in school
because I could never stand up for my self
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
why did the orphan kill his self
there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.
