How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
Little Johnny was living with his granpa durring the summer...Well grampa had a beer and Johnny said “grampa, let me get a sip of that” Grampa said “well lil Johnny, does your dk reach your a?” and lil Johnny said "well no sir"And grampa said then no you cant. Later that day papaw(granpa) had a ciggar and Johnny said let me get a hit of that and papaw asked well Johnny does your dk reach your a and Johnny said no again and then papaw was shootin his gun and johnny asked if he could shhot it and granpa asked Johnny if his dk reached his a and johnny sid no well after supper Johnnys granma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER) and granpa said “Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream” and Johnny asked papaw "well papaw does your dk reach your a nd papaw said “well Johnny as a matter of a fact it does” and johnny said “good, now go fck your self cause you aint gettin none of my ice cream!”
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
What’s an orphans favourite snake self raising flower
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread? Self-raising
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What do you call an orphans family picture. A self portrait.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
If an orphan took a photo what would it be called? A self me
What would an orphan call a family picture, a self ie
what kind of flower do orphans use? self raising
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
WHAT TYPE OF FLOUR DO YOU BUY A ORPHAN=SELF RAISING
