Self-will jokes
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.