Self raising jokes
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 馃槀
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-馃憗馃憚馃憗
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*