Self raising jokes
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 馃槀
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-馃憗馃憚馃憗
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 馃檶馃徑馃榿
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.