Self raising jokes
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁