Seizing jokes
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Community talk
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-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more