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Anilingus

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

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    Mother

    Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

    Tombstone

    GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

    While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: β€œFor sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

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