What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn鈥檛 spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
