Sea food jokes

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

What does a cannibal call people in water?

Sea food.

Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.