Screw jokes
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.