School zones

School zones jokes

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?

I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?

A: They drive slow through school zones.

Friend: Why did you touch me?

Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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