School zones jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.