The school shotter when the cops show up be like:
Aint nothing gunna break my stride, aint nothing gunna hold me down. Oh oh. Ive got to keep on moving.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player. "What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just something to zone out the other kids." Billy responded. The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack, and pulled out an mp4 player this time. "Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school." Billy responded. The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school, and pulled out an mp5 rifle. "Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped. "Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
Why do school shooter have the best shots????? They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
When the school shooter is about to leave the school and then the autistic kid screams hooray
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape and he looks at you like 😋
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
